Friday, October 30, 2009
I trudged through the rain last week to a commercial audition that required a really long wait. I just had to pretend to be some kid's mom. Thank goodness for the girl I was paired up with, because she was the highlight of my day. "My name is Taylor. I'm seven. Here's my resume. I am with hibbity-hobbity management. I used to be with morkity-skorkity management. Do you know hibbity-hobbity? Do you know morkity-skorkity? I acted since I was 1 year old. I have 21 cousins." I told her she had bad breath, and that kept her focused on the role. Or at least quiet.
She was actually a lot of fun to be around considering other snippets of conversation I heard.
Boy: Mom, Kevin--Mom. Kevin did song stealing and--
Boy: No, he did song stealing, and I just wanted to let you know that. Don't tell anyone okay? I just thought you should know.
9 year old to fellow actor: Dude (hand shake), what's up?!
Mom: Walk it off Ryan! Walk it off!
(What do you need to walk off at an audition?)
Man waiting to read for Dad role: I've been acting since I was twelve. I went to school with Yasmine Bleeth. I was hailing cabs and doing auditions by myself since I was a kid. What's with all these parents? Is there some law now that kids can't audition by themselves?
Girl (rehearsing): I love this place!
Girl: I LOVE THIS PLACE!
Written by Abbi Crutchfield