Muh-muh-muh Mike Maronna

Ooh my taller ginger one, narrate some.
Chunky watch is keeping your time, Maronna.
Little Pete is lots of fun, he's lots of fun.
Wiggling Petunia's so fine, Maronna.



Never gonna stop, chasing trucks--
of the Tastee kind. Always on the run with his hat;
he's too hard to find. My my my aye yay woo!


Muh-Muh-Muh Mike Maronna...


Ooh you gotta goofy dad, not so bad.
How the heck did he meet your mom, Maronna?



X-ray shows her metal plate, not so great.
Picking up the signals from Guam, Maronna


Did a lot of films. Then you stopped in 2005
Kevin's always such, a disease
in the winter time. My my my aye yay woo!


Muh-Muh-Muh Mike Maronna

When ya gonna wrestle him, the strongest man?
Don't you think that it's about time, Maronna?


Owned by Nickelodeon, but only one
kid can be a star at a time, Maronna


Never gonna stop, slackin' off.
With Sarah Marshall guy



Ellen's just a girl and a friend
but it's not combined.


My


my


my


aye yay


WOO!



Muh-Muh-Muh Mike Maronna...

Sometimes You Gotta Go Mick Diflo

This is me with comedian Mick Diflo. He is the world's worst suicide hotline operator.

Mick and I will perform on Pudge Fernandez's show "The Best Damn Comedy Show in Queens" at Play Lounge on Tues Sept 1 at 10:00PM. It's like a Chuck E. Cheez for adults, and drinks are 2 for 1! See you there!

Play Lounge
77-17 Queens Blvd
Elmhurst, NY 11373
R train to Grand Ave

Veruca Salt and Fairuza Balk

Same Person.

Was anyone else confused when they saw Return to Oz around the same time they saw Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? You see two girls who look like the same actress, but then you ask the lady at Blockbuster, and learn that the films were made fourteen years apart.

"Well, they can't be the same person then. What's this girl's name in the Oz movie?"
--Fairuza Balk.
"Wait. Isn't that the character's name in Wonka?"
--I don't think so.
"I have to watch it again."

Then you watch it again, and learn her name is Veruca Salt, and you think, "Well, that name is a character name." But you turn on the radio, and the DJ says, "Special appearance by the hip, young, funky and fresh Veruca Salt, this Saturday at the Hoosier Dome."
And you think, "Well is it a character or a real person?!" And you complain about it to your friends at 6th period lunch. They tell you that Veruca Salt is a cool new band, like Beck or Zhane.

So you resign yourself to the fact that it is a wacky coincidence. Two women with the same face and eerily similar names both happen to go into acting and make cult kid films. But then you watch Back the the Future, and everything becomes clear.

Performing tonight at Delusions of Spandex Show!
Parkside Lounge
317 E. Houston St (@ Attorney)
New York, NY 10017
7:00PM, FREE

Carpet Top

The world's richest prop comedian.

"This is a popsicle. But it's also my wife. Because it's cold. Why aren't you laughing?"

(Throws money. Audience cheers.)

"I thought so. Hey, you ever see a pirate made of ice cream walk the plank?"

Trig or Treat!

Ted Danson With The Stars

The reality show we're all waiting for.