Saturday, January 24, 2009

Carpet Top

The world's richest prop comedian.

"This is a popsicle. But it's also my wife. Because it's cold. Why aren't you laughing?"

(Throws money. Audience cheers.)

"I thought so. Hey, you ever see a pirate made of ice cream walk the plank?"


The Critic said...

I had a total Rip Taylor moment when you said "Throws money." I saw it rain like confetti.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

I think Trump would look good with a moustache. And a glittery ascot.