Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Touch of Lame


MAN WITH GRAY HAIR: My hair says experience.

MAN WITH DARK HAIR: My hair says energy!

MAN WITH "TOUCH OF GRAY": My hair says, I'd like to rewind time, but not too much. Just the point where I looked like I starred in a 1970s night time drama. No use being too attractive.



from the makers of Touch of Bald


and Touch of Bags

9 comments:

Seth said...

Ouch! Don't speak ill of Jessica Lansbury. I loved Murder She Wrote on USA when nothing else was on and I didn't want to go outside.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks rule!

I'm starting to notice some white hairs, but I'll keep them since dousing my head with potent chemicals doesn't seem attractive. Neither does injecting toxin into my face but that doesn't stop people from paying for that privilege.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Take that, Mrs. Potts! Seth, you have blended art and life and called her by a combo of her fake and real names (Jessica Fletcher + Angela Lansbury). Methinks it's time to take you to the island of Naboomboo!

Slava said...

And why do they have to call it "Just for Men"? Are there women secretly trying to use this product?

Abbi Crutchfield said...

LOL. "This is for guys only! Ladies, do NOT try to color your temples gray. You will only hurt yourself. ...Okay we'll let Jamie Lee Curtis into the club. But no one else, okay? Seriously. This is ours."

Mo Diggs said...

OK fine Camile Paglia. But that's it. Just men!

Stove said...

I'm sure this is completely inappropriate but it was the first thing that popped into my head so I thought I would share...

Touch of... http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=th200kd5.jpg

The Critic said...

It's the all grown up version of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club."

Chris Z. said...

Just for Men, Rogaine, Hairclub For Men....What the freak is up with guys and hair obsession? I guess growing up with a dad who shaved his head Telly Savalas clean made me not so worried about my own hair. I shave it short and like it that way. If I were to lose it that's fine, a little Patrick Stewart action. Touch of Bald works for me, and the Captain too!

Abbi Crutchfield said...

You tell 'em Chris Z.! Nothing is sexier than confidence. Except for a full head of hair.