Because It's Friday

I am planning on having lunch at Grimaldi’s pizzeria in Brooklyn this afternoon.

I don’t have a publicist, so I don’t know any other way to alert the paparazzi.

I’ll also be at the Village Ma tonight (107 MacDougal, 10012) at 10:00PM for Friday Night Special brought to you by Jeff Cerulli, Mike Ennis and Barry Rothbart. The last two are members of the sketch troupe The Straight Men.

Saturday I am doing a twenty-minute set at Blaggard’s Pub (45 W. 39th, btwn 5th & 6th ave, 10018). I should have passed a flier around like it’s my one-woman show, because it’s a unique opportunity in the town of 7-min performances. I will call it: Broad Humor: The Abbi Crutchfield Story