Sunday, November 25, 2007

Girls Just Wanna Have Anonymity

My part-time job as a private investigator is finally paying off. I have three rules: I work pro-bono, I only take myself on as a client, and my tool of choice is the Internet. My latest discovery is that Stacy London, the host of Fashionably Late, may have been an extra in the Girls Just Wanna Have Fun video by Cyndi Lauper.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

You may be asking yourself, "What does this mean?" I don't know. I just uncover the facts. You continue, "Well why should I care? Because I don't." Hold on there. Let me try harder to answer your first question. I can't find this credit on her imdb listing, so I take it to mean there are some skeletons in our closet that we choose not to release. Even if those skeletons are involvement in one of the greatest songs of all time, they may also be the kind to reveal that we are 55 years old.


Phaea C. said...

This evidence is pretty intense. Your investigative work in better then Enclyclopedia Brown and Perez Hilton combined.

Abbi said...

I grew up in the shadow of one Jessica Fletcher.