Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Ellen Fights Terrorism

Sometimes it takes one of your comedy heroes to remind you about the responsibility of celebrity: becoming famous means using your image, influence and air time for important causes...like encouraging a dog adoption agency to give a puppy back to your hairdresser.

I will be the first to sign a petition against dog adoption agencies, because one in Brooklyn wouldn't let me have Meathead

on the grounds that I wouldn't provide a strict diet of Marshmallow kittens.

I can't afford them! They have to be shipped from Japan for crying out loud. Long story short, I pulled a switcharoo using a sack of potatoes and a bear trap, took my pet home and stocked my shelves with Jell-O pudding. He really can't tell the difference.

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