I use the hand vacuum to dry my nails. That's how bad it is. I can't even insult it by saying it sucks, because that would be giving it too much credit.
Alright, I rated it 5 Klondike bars. But in order to do so I had to give my name, address, email, social security #, bloodtype, full dna sequence, credit card numbers including those three numbers on the back of the cards, my mother's maiden name, name of first pet and had to check that I agreed with whatever licensing and contract rights they have in the small hidden font.
Abbi Crutchfield is a comedian and host of People Now. She has been featured on MTV, VH1, CollegeHumor and in national commercials. She is a contributor to Someecards, and her jokes are listed among the Best Tweets of the Year by Huffington Post Comedy. She is a UCB alum and produces the popular stand-up hour The Living Room Show weekly in Brooklyn.
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Ya'll don't understand just how handy those dustbusters are- I would've let him have BOTH of you for one of those...
I use the hand vacuum to dry my nails. That's how bad it is. I can't even insult it by saying it sucks, because that would be giving it too much credit.
Alright, I rated it 5 Klondike bars. But in order to do so I had to give my name, address, email, social security #, bloodtype, full dna sequence, credit card numbers including those three numbers on the back of the cards, my mother's maiden name, name of first pet and had to check that I agreed with whatever licensing and contract rights they have in the small hidden font.
I hope you're happy!
Happy doesn't describe it. Delirious. Like I am chasing you because your face turned into a giant hamburger.
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