Tuesday, August 7, 2007

I'm a Human Blanket

You know that scene in So I Married an Axe Murderer where Mike Myers is trapped in a bed and breakfast with his new bride, and he suspects that she killed all her husbands before him? At dinner, he’s pushed to the dance floor with her, trying to figure out an escape plan, and a storm causes the lights to go out.

Myers: You’ve gotta help me! I married a—

(Lights come back on)

Myers: …wonderful woman. Who I love and cherish…


You’ve gotta help me! I'm stuck in a--

(boss walks by my desk)

...wonderful state. Called New Jersey. For two weeks. Working on a challenging and rewarding project for a good company."


Sis said...

I've never been to NJ...how close are you to Atlantic City? Good for gambling!

Abbi said...

All I see are trees around me and a highway that leads to my hotel. I like to gamble on whether or not there will be a dead deer on the side of the road.