Dear McDonalds,
In about five years, nobody will want McGriddles anymore because of a classic culinary combination adopted by your rivals that will sweep the nation. Fried chicken and waffles. Fortunately, I have a plan to maintain the integrity of your delicious breakfast while riding the trend train: the nuggets and flapjacks basket. You will call them Breakfast Bites, and they will sell for $3.69.
I know you're not a Basket Restaurant, but a cardboard box can be transformed into one if holes are cut in a lattice pattern on the lid. You stamp M's on the miniature pancakes, the nuggets stay the same, and you have delivered to the public the new best friend they never knew they wanted. Syrup dipping sauce will come on the side. I am sure that you will be glad to include my likeness (wearing a chef's hat) in the advertisements.
Sincerely,
Abbi Crutchfield
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