Thursday, July 30, 2009

Fun Slides Carpet Skates



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For people who have always wanted to re-enact the scene from Risky Business, but who would not rip up their burber.

Billy Mays here with the latest time-saving solution for Corporate America!

Now powered by static electricity.

Tyco: giving you crap to abandon in your furnished basement since 1989.

Because Moon Shoes are far less practical.

Made from the same patented technology as furniture slides, but with a 500% increase in price because, you know, we added elastic straps.

As Seen on TV! Nickelodeon's "Mild and Lazy Kids"

5 comments:

Mo Diggs said...

Ability to express love to your children without having to buy them everything they want not included

Abbi Crutchfield said...

I keep them by my bed, so if I'm running late in the morning, I can ZOOM! to the shower.

Thomas Pryor said...

oh, boy, its's been years since i saw those shoes, they saved my butt. i can't dance, so i wore them to my prom. (i was a super, super senior) i shimmy, shimmy, shaked. got a trophy.

Chris said...

From your sidebar:

"Going to see John Leguizamo: Live on Sat July 31!"

What year are you going to see him cuz this year Jul 31 is on a Friday.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Thanks for noticing that, gumshoe! Here's a Jr. Detective award (construction paper cut into a star). I have updated the sidebar that we went to see him on Sat Aug 1, 2009. (Whew! These readers almost found out about my time machine.)