Thursday, July 30, 2009

Fun Slides Carpet Skates

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For people who have always wanted to re-enact the scene from Risky Business, but who would not rip up their burber.

Billy Mays here with the latest time-saving solution for Corporate America!

Now powered by static electricity.

Tyco: giving you crap to abandon in your furnished basement since 1989.

Because Moon Shoes are far less practical.

Made from the same patented technology as furniture slides, but with a 500% increase in price because, you know, we added elastic straps.

As Seen on TV! Nickelodeon's "Mild and Lazy Kids"


Mo Diggs said...

Ability to express love to your children without having to buy them everything they want not included

Abbi Crutchfield said...

I keep them by my bed, so if I'm running late in the morning, I can ZOOM! to the shower.

Thomas Pryor said...

oh, boy, its's been years since i saw those shoes, they saved my butt. i can't dance, so i wore them to my prom. (i was a super, super senior) i shimmy, shimmy, shaked. got a trophy.

Chris said...

From your sidebar:

"Going to see John Leguizamo: Live on Sat July 31!"

What year are you going to see him cuz this year Jul 31 is on a Friday.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Thanks for noticing that, gumshoe! Here's a Jr. Detective award (construction paper cut into a star). I have updated the sidebar that we went to see him on Sat Aug 1, 2009. (Whew! These readers almost found out about my time machine.)