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For people who have always wanted to re-enact the scene from Risky Business, but who would not rip up their burber.
Billy Mays here with the latest time-saving solution for Corporate America!
Now powered by static electricity.
Tyco: giving you crap to abandon in your furnished basement since 1989.
Because Moon Shoes are far less practical.
Made from the same patented technology as furniture slides, but with a 500% increase in price because, you know, we added elastic straps.
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Ability to express love to your children without having to buy them everything they want not included
I keep them by my bed, so if I'm running late in the morning, I can ZOOM! to the shower.
oh, boy, its's been years since i saw those shoes, they saved my butt. i can't dance, so i wore them to my prom. (i was a super, super senior) i shimmy, shimmy, shaked. got a trophy.
From your sidebar:
"Going to see John Leguizamo: Live on Sat July 31!"
What year are you going to see him cuz this year Jul 31 is on a Friday.
Thanks for noticing that, gumshoe! Here's a Jr. Detective award (construction paper cut into a star). I have updated the sidebar that we went to see him on Sat Aug 1, 2009. (Whew! These readers almost found out about my time machine.)
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