Thursday, July 30, 2009
Possible Fine Print:
For people who have always wanted to re-enact the scene from Risky Business, but who would not rip up their burber.
Billy Mays here with the latest time-saving solution for Corporate America!
Now powered by static electricity.
Tyco: giving you crap to abandon in your furnished basement since 1989.
Because Moon Shoes are far less practical.
Made from the same patented technology as furniture slides, but with a 500% increase in price because, you know, we added elastic straps.
As Seen on TV! Nickelodeon's "Mild and Lazy Kids"
Written by Abbi Crutchfield
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