Thursday, October 16, 2008
Josh Brolin is playing George W. Bush in the new movie, W. Since Hollywood is already enamored with Sen. Barack Obama, it's just a matter of time before they choose to make a movie about him too.
Who will be the next actor to play Barack Obama?
At first glance, the obvious choice. But he's too good at his own sultry cadence to adopt the froggy, stilted aspect of Obama's speech.
Only if you get Martha Plimpton to play Michelle Obama, and instead of an Oval Office setting, the film is shot in a basement rave.
No. They're saving him for a Smokey Robinson biopic.
I believe we have a winner. He already played a version of him in August Wilson's Radio Golf on Broadway last year.
Who will play Michelle Obama?
All I see is Tina Turner.
Stop it Hollywood! Stop trying to cram this woman down my throat. She's a gifted SINGER. I get that. But if you tell me she's got a principal role in a drama without music, I'm telling you...I'm not going.
Sigourney Weaver in blackface
Undoubtedly I will be visiting the White House as my impression of their daughters during my one-woman-show Black She-lebrity goes viral on youtube. So who will play ME?
Too deceased. They would have to use footage from her vampire movie, and that would be confusing.
She's already in W.
She steals enough of my roles. Besides, she's holding out to play Thandie Newton some day.
Tracee Ellis Ross
A.K.A. Diana Ross's daughter, A.K.A. what some find to be my look-alike "if you had big eyes." Pass.
The girl from A Different World. I am told by many that this is my twin. Getting warmer...