Monday, October 27, 2008

Ask Abbi: What's Up?


Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy in 'Whatzupwitu'

Mo of modiggs.net writes:

Dear Abbi,

What's up?


Thanks for writing and asking me how things are. So few people take the time to do this anymore, not to mention in such an eloquently succinct (and succinctly eloquent) way.

My schedule is quite packed. Thursday I was at the Duplex for On the Rocks with Danny Leary, The Living Room had a Halloween Scare-avaganza on Friday, I was in the Delusions of Spandex Halloween show on Saturday, and I was in another show called Pinstripes and Plaid where I performed a sketch Luke wrote and a character piece as Michelle Obama. I was running around so much I had to cancel my appearance at Schtick or Treat, which sounded like a really fun time.

But you probably didn't want to know about a schedule you could conveniently review in the side bar to the right. Perhaps you were merely testing the Ask Abbi guidelines, curious to see whether sarcastic questions are answered. If that was a joke, then you leave me no choice but to answer in kind:

chicken butt.

Then again, you are a writer who chooses words carefully. You may like to know literally, what is up.

10. The sky
9. Warren Buffet's spirits
8. Mario Batali's cholesterol
7. Barack Obama's approval rating in Colorado.
6. Amy Poehler's time at Saturday Night Live since she had a kid.
5. The down elevator I wait for at lunch.
4. In my estimation, The Unit, for its riveting storytelling.
3. The price of milk
2. Whatever is thrown in the air by toddlers (today's item: a tupperware of Cheerios)
1. The jig

Feel free to post your questions for Abbi in the comments section, to be answered in a later post, or write curlycomedy (at) yahoo.com with "Ask Abbi" in the Subject.

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www.transbuddha.com

4 comments:

Mo Diggs said...

You skipped Schtick or treat?

What's up with that?

Nevermind-answered own question.

ABBI REALLY DOES ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS!

Abbi said...

Yeah, I wish I did not have to, but I had committed to the other show earlier. The good news is they'll have another Schtick or Treat next year. Maybe they'll get a camera crew to record it because that would make for enjoyable Internet viewing.

Jerell said...

Mario Batali is made up of 34% canola oil.

Abbi said...

Fact.