Thursday, July 1, 2010

Possibly the World's Creepiest Baby

Find whatever you wonder. This lady's wondering where she can find a doorstep on which to leave this baby.

There is something weird about him, no?

On the heels of the popular movie Babies and the success of the horror franchise in general, I predict 2010 will bring you the first scary movie starring a baby. The killer will be reminiscent of Chucky from Childsplay, with the creepy stubby fingers and the self-obsession. But instead of being made of plastic, he is made of cartilage. Just when the police think they've apprehended him he squirms out of their arms. You are drawn in by his irresistable smell, then you are powerless to escape! He baits you into oncoming traffic. Your instincts kick in to save him, but who will save you?!

Anyway, this particluar baby in this ad may be someone's actual child, but I'm not convinced. I think he's an animatron. He looks like he is wearing makeup. And he has styled hair. And grown-up eyebrows. He's the kind of tiny man you'd see on a blind date.


soce said...

You may be in luck.. I believe that Paranormal Activity 2 stars one such delinquent baby.. maybe.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Oh Baby!