Countdown: Eight Days (Interracial Cake Topper)

With cake toppers going from $25 to $200, I opted to spend $4 on polymer clay and make them myself. Fortunately, caricature sculptures in people's likeness are a new trend. Unfortunately, I only have a few days left to finish sculpting and baking it.

Even though right now it looks like this...


Pretty soon it will look like this!



Or this:




And before you tell me to save time by buying a Nigerian Barbie and a Gargamel figurine, I will point out that these are near impossible to obtain collector's items on eBay. Yes I AM sorry I lost both of them 15 years ago.

Whether you decide to go with traditional or unconventional presentation, there is a right way to do it



And a wrong way.



Before now I have never shouted at an inanimate object to get a room.