Sunday, July 20, 2008

Planning for Disaster

I was engaged two months ago, and have made zero effort to find a dj, register at Target, or whatever it is that makes a wedding embarrassing for years to come.



Except for creating a tongue-in-cheek announcement on TheKnot.com and hiring a man to take Phony Engagement Photos, we have made little progress.

To read more about how we are dragging our feet, check out my article on a fantastic Brooklyn publication, HipSlopeMama.blogspot.com.

6 comments:

Chris said...

Have you two considered a Drive Thru Wedding? I think for an extra $50 you can get Elvis to perform the ceremony.

You're welcome. Oh, and tell Luke I'll need that sweater back by next Friday.

Mo Diggs said...

you're taking this "alt-cred" thing I said too seriously

Abbi said...

Chris: that's not Luke. That's Earl J. Gibbons, inventor of pet motion detectors. I see how you would get them confused though.

Mo: I know what I'm doing.

Chris said...

Chris: that's not Luke. That's Earl J. Gibbons,

Ooops. Now I have a big bump on my head from smashing into this damn fourth wall....

Chris Serico said...

OK, those photos are amazing.

Remind me to get engaged so I can participate in near-equal hilarity.

thisisntjimmy said...

hilarious.