Luke, you'll get your dinner.
Chris, you'll get your post on my influences.
Carlos, you'll get your money.
Jackee, you'll get your spin-off series "Sandra Clark: Las Vegas Madame" as soon as Lifetime producers get back to me.
Mo, you'll get your Hannah Montana vanity set when supplies are shipped from China.
Diana, you'll get your couples day at the spa when I convince your husband that Kanye and Jay-Z do it all the time. And they do.
Carolyn, you'll get your mansion as soon as I scratch off this lotto ticket and pay off Carlos.
Mike from England in Japan, you'll get your International Man of Mystery degree when I find the right-sized gold sticker.
Jesse, you'll get your six pack when I finish my hypnotism course.
Adria, you'll get your world peace when I figure out how to totally obliterate Iran.
I think I've covered all my readers.