The blanks to the following MadLib were filled by Chris of Cynical-C.com
Hey gang! Tonight is Tuesday, so you know what that means! Another GLISTENING night of Postively Awesome! The only show to knock your mother's BABUSHKA off!
Last week we had an astounding turnout with standing room only at "Positively Awesome Asians" our first theme night (which rocks harder than catching JUST ONE OF THE GUYS on TBS), and we PONTIFICATED the night away with our famous Night Shift, where the last half-hour is dedicated to today's top talent performing a short set without being booked. How WICKEDULOUS is that? Pretty wickedulous.
Washington called, it wants its CITRUS OF DOOM secrets back! No, you can't have them. And people will continue to clamor to our show.
Be there or be MARE! (whinny)
Positively Awesome at Cellar 58
58 2nd ave (between 3rd and 4th streets), 10003
1 drink minimum
(I told Chris to pick two nouns, and he chose ALLIGATOR and TISSUE, hence the picture above)