It's time for Comix March Madness! The competition of 64 comedians who perform against each other according to brackets in a chance to win fortune and glory!
Tonight I will face down the hilarious Alex Grubard
Most likely the audience will be split down the middle, and we'll have to settle it with an arm wrestle, Over the Top style.
My whole body is an engine. This is a fireplug (making a fist), and I'm gonna light him up.