Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Worst Idea Ever


Let's get the obvious out of the way: pudding is not supposed to be pink. Most pink snacks are gross. Red gelatin mixed with whipped cream can make a pink snack, but even then you ask yourself why you're not enjoying real, unfettered Jell-o. Pudding is traditionally brown, beige or some other skin tone. Pink pudding is vanilla with a sunburn. Most of us would leave it out by the pool.

Secondly, flavor-texture clash. The novelty of anything that tastes like bubble gum is that it IS bubble gum, so you get to chew it. Bubble gum flavored pudding is at best, regurgitated gum, and at worst, thick medicine. This is like when someone thought it would be great to make a chewy jelly bean taste like formerly smooth and creamy peanutbutter. Who on Earth did that? Let me think. Oh yeah: JELLY BELLY. The very same Island of Dr. Moreau candy factory that had no business meddling with a perfect pudding recipe. I will save these for April Fool's when I want to prank someone. But first I'll have to trick them into sitting down to a cup of pink pudding.

5 comments:

Chris said...

You really don't want to be sitting across from someone when they try to blow a bubble with that pudding.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

On the bright side, it won't ruin your jeans.

sooprgrll said...

this look like when Mama Fratelli blends the tomatoes to scare Chunk into talking--like she's gonna blend his tongue! I would need to get paid at least $100 to eat a cup of this.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Thank you for its new description: blended tongue.

Jerell said...

gross, lolz.