White Elephant season is upon us. I was walking around Target looking for a toothbrush that played Lil' Wayne songs when I found a new gag gift: Snuggies for Dogs. I already make a joke about dogs not needing buttons or pockets, and that goes double for sleeves. Dogs don't need sleeves. "Keep your paws free!" What for? They can't use their paws to grab anything in the first place. The best they can do is spill bowls, and why would you want to encourage THAT? All of this besides the obvious point that dogs don't need blankets. They already are wearing a blanket with sleeves--it's called their fur.
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yes, get it for your next white elephant party. that thing will get traded 100 times. i hope it costs less than 10 bucks tho, if not, forget it.
Talk about doggie STYLE
@ crutch: I am avoiding anything remotely shaped like this object. I can't tell you how disappointed I would be to have it.
@ Mo!: Why did you remove the nipples comment? It was hilarious! The world will never know.
I worry about the state of the economy if people are buying this stuff.
"Keeps YOU warm and YOUR paws free" DOGS ARE NOT READING THIS! DOGS CAN'T READ OR SHOP OR PULL THIS OFF THE SHELF.
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