Monday, March 24, 2008

Candy Cigarettes

...for your inner juvenile delinquent.

Monday Evening Stand-Up at Pete's is featuring Jen Dziura, candy cigarettes, and a very special guest. She's the woman who taught me to petition Target to stock Man-tyhose, and the only lady I'll ever let badmouth Gayle King, Dr. Erick Newberry.

Dr. Newberry is a motivational speaker that opened my eyes to the indifference, injustice and instupidence of society. Come along with her on a road called Understanding as she exposes your notions of misogyny and replaces them with new ones.

Monday, March 24th
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St. in Williamsburg

Also starring Eliza Faria-Santos, John Knefel, Ross Hyzer, Joe Pontillio, and Federico Garduno.

(A message from Jen Dziura: Candy cigarattes still exist, but now they're called "Candy Stix." And cancer is now called "Gummy Tumours!")

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