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I kept this site from 2006-2012. Feel free to explore and learn more about me. The links above give you plenty of ways to interact with me online. Or just meet me in person by coming to one of my shows!

The Comedy of America

I made the America's Comedy list of Top 10 Must-Follow Comedians on Twitter!



I was stuck in last night's rain storm when my umbrella finally proved its worth and let water through:
"Oh, so this umbrella was five dollars because it's made of cheese cloth. I get it now."

Social media websites have not only changed the way people communicate, but also opened up a new outlet for laughs. Twitter is one of the most popular social media sites and provides a foundation for amusing quips to be tweeted by comedians themselves. America’s Comedy has found the top 10 must-follow Twitter accounts for every comedy lover...

Click here to see the full list.

Thanks Kristen Kuntz of Ohio University!

Props from HuffPo

I made the list of Huffington Post's "18 Funny Women You Should Be Following on Twitter"



"Soy milk functions like estrogen, which is why when boys drink it they grow impatient with Steven Segal [sic] films."

About me: I misspell the names of famous action stars.

Click here to see the full list.

Thanks to those who let me know about it!

URant - Depardieu

One of my favorite and only French actors I know, Gerard Depardieu, made headlines for relieving himself in the aisle of a plane, and nobody in the media came to his rescue.

Click here to check out my rant on Uinterview.com where I defend his right to release anything he wants. Even his movies.

And don't forget to click LIKE or log in to leave a comment!

Are You Ready For Some Football Commercials?

I'm in a funny Direct TV commercial where I do what I do best during football games: sit silently.



The ad features Deion Sanders as a fairy giving advice to football fans.



I am acting along side comedian Jordan Carlos




I don't know much about fantasy football, but ignorance is blitz.

My Early Comedy Central Appearance

Comedian John Heffron pointed me in the direction of a clip of one of his Comedy Central specials-- because he majored in split-second Where's Waldo pinpointing, and saw that Luke and I attended the taping. The camera caught me mid-guffaw.



Click here to watch the full clip.

I Feel the Earth. Move. Under my Tweet

My tweet about the recent earthquake on the East Coast has gotten some national coverage!

"Luckily I was holding a bag of chicken cutlets filled with breadcrumbs."

TIME.COM reporter Nick Carbone selected it for a list called 'Laughter Shocks': 13 Best Tweets About the East Coast Earthquake.

7 LIVE ONLINE senior web producer Sara Bueno gave it a shout-out inTwittersphere: East Coast Quake

CNN featured it on a segment this morning, but all I could find was this clip on CNN.com about Twitter and the East Coast earthquake

Thanks to the news folks above and to all who have let me know about it.

Gandhi, Is That You?

My buddies Lance Weiss and Brendan Fitzgibbons have taken their popular live comedy show and turned it into a big umbrella that includes videos and a podcast! Together with Kyle Fincham, Luke Thayer and Grant Gordon they have launched a really fun project I'm proud to be a part of. Check out Gandhi, is That You? The WEBSITE.

And here's their latest video featuring Luke:



Check out the show featuring the hottest stand-ups and surprise guests (Jim Gaffigan and Eric Andre have dropped in)
every Wednesday at 9:00PM
Lucky Jack's
129 Orchard Street, NYC 10002
FREE PIZZA

(This week’s show is on Tuesday, July 12th due to a scheduling conflict with Lucky Jacks Bar. The following week we will go back to our normal schedule of Wednesday Nights.)

Last Call for Fun-for-All

Cool down this summer evening with a hilarious Living Room Show!

For our 95th show we invite our old favorite friends:

NICK COBB hosts
CAROLYN CASTIGLIA
AMY ALBERT
LUKE THAYER
sketch by ABBI CRUTCHFIELD


Fri June 24, 8:00PM
Postmark Cafe
326 6th Street (btwn 4th/5th aves)
New York, NY 11215
FREE

Tonight toNIGHT to NIGH-IGHT

Phil Collins said it best.

Positively Awesome is a comedy show about a small black child who gets adopted by a white family and hides in various secret compartments in the home.

You'll love it!

Okay, it's actually stand-up comedy, but if you like precious minorities, secret surprises and white people you'll love our lineup!

H. ALAN SCOTT
JAMIE LEE
DAVID FOSTER

with freestyle and jokes by soce the elemental wizard
hosted by MEEEE

Be there.

The People's Improv Theater (PIT)
123 E. 24th Street
New York, NY 10010
8:00PM
$5
Get your tickets here before the show's sold out!